Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

My Boyfriend

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

feminine literature

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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