- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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