- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

you...

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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