Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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