Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Barack Obama

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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