- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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