Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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