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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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