roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

woman's lacrosse

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Trump will make America great again.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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