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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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