- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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