Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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