- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

what do you call a black guy african american

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