- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

woman's lacrosse

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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