- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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