What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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