- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A Mormon walks into a bar

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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