Women's rights.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's two plus two? Window

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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