Trump will make America great again.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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