I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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