What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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