Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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woman's lacrosse

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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feminine literature

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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