You know whats funny? Women's rights

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

woman's lacrosse

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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