He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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