yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Women can vote? WTF

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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eoin burgin is fat

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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