- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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