Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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