- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

one of the idiot

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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