What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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