How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

No because your face is really f***** up.

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