why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What would Muhammed do?

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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haha

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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