knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

my egg roll

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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