- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How did th-A fridge.

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