- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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