- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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