Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

womans having rights.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

No because your face is really f***** up.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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