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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

where do some birds live in? Earth

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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