- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the difference?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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