A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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