- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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