- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

I need to start studying.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead