- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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