- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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