What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you spell eight? 8

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

bryden is a faggot

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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