- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

whats worse than a kane nothing

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Women's rights.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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