- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

a. why? b. because

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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