- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

were at work systems r down

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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