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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

general tso's broccoli

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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