- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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