What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A possesed goat: "moo"

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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