Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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