- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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