- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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