- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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