Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Women's rights.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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