Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

my egg roll

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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