- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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