- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

THE GAME

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

lets bomb africa

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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