- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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