What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Justin's life

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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