Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Black people.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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