- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

This sentence is a lie.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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