- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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