A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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