- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

my egg roll

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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