Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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