- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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