What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Whats green? The color green.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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