a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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