- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Women's rights

what are three short words? i a am

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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